Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
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This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
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Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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