he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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