quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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