why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
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