just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
I need to stop coming to work sober
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
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Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
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The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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