Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
