i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Randomize
