he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Can I color on your dick again?
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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