But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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