Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
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She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
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I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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