I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
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I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
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someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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