yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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