So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
Randomize