sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
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She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
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Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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