32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
that's an acceptable place to lick
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
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