Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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