So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
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