no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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