their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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