just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
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