he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
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I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
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I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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