her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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