: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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