I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
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