That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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