I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I had to cum in my sink.
I did not marry a roomba.
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