I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
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You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
I need a burrito and a hug.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
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forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
i think im in europe. pls send help
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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