someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
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New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
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I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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