Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
I smell like Dick and happiness
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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