whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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