You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
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It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
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I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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