Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
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Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
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FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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