She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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