3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
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friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
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I think your dad took our porno
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I'm sobbing to NWA
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