It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
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Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
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YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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