belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
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it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
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i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
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