worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
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you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
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It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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