it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
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I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
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I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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