when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
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I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
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No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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