i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
My vagina is very pro this idea
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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