Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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