he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
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