Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
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She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
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I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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