I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
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I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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