Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Randomize
