i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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