: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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