I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
Acid is not a monday night drug
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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