She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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