For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
where are my eyebrows?
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