I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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