didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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