Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Enjoy the penises
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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