words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
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We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
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I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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