Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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